enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
- First episode of Orange is the New Black: Wow this theme song is long
- Halfway through the season: THE ANIMALS THE ANIMALS IS TRAPPED TRAPPED TRAPPED TILL THE CAGE IS FULL THE CAGE IS FULL THE DAY IS NEW AND EVERYONE IS WAITING WAITING ON YOU AND YOOOOOOOOOOUVE GOT TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
i found my new favorite twitter
This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
Where the hell is this from?!
You’re kidding me?
babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it